Introducing: Chad Linus
- Full Name: Chadwin Caligula Linus
- Nickname(s): Chad, Chadsky, Lil’ Blue Eyes
- Birthdate: April 22 1983 (Age when joined the band: 17)
- Birthplace: Outside Poughkeepsie, New York
- Height: 5’10”
- Weight: 150 lbs.
- Hair: Blond and spiky, as if dipped in the golden light of the sun
- Eyes: Supernaturally blue
- Parents: James and Leota d. September 4 1997
- Siblings: Chad is the youngest of seventeen brothers and sisters all aged 49 to 34.
- Voice: First Tenor
- Favorite Animal: "Talking pigs, like Babe"
- Least Favorite Animal: "Pigs who can’t talk"
- Favorite color: Suede
- Serious illnesses: "cooties, age thirteen"
- Favorite Celebrity: "it’s a tie between Jason Robards and Walter Mathhau, I hope to meet them someday"
- Least Favorite Celebrity: "Superman. He’s lazy. I mean, where was he when our boys were duking it out in Vietnam? Where was he during all those high school shootings? All he had to do was fly on in, use his x-ray vision or his super strength and he would have cleaned those messes right up. But what did he do instead? Nothing."
- Favorite Movie: The House of Mirth
- Favorite Song: "What’s the name of that one song, that goes like ‘dum-de-de-dum-do’? That one."
- Favorite 2ge+her Song: "The one that goes, like, ‘I know my something something…it says you plus me equals…something I forgot…"
- Favorite Onstage Costume: "Columbus, Ohio, dressed as the Backstreet Boys."
- Secret Fear: Sea-Doos. (Used to be a secret dream until he found out Sea-Doos go on water)
- Secret Dream: "To do a parody of Weird Al’s song ‘Eat It’ titled ‘Beat It’"
- Favorite Planet: Tattooine
- Pet Peeves: Fingernails on chalkboard, war.
- Prized Possesion: Black velvet painting of Q.T McKnight
- Motto: "Just be yourself. Unless you’re not that interesting or attractive or don’t have many friends. Then be someone else. I don’t know who though. Maybe Howie Long"
(These fictional character facts can be found in the “Anthology of Awesomeness: [The Official 2ge+her Scrapbook]” )
My life at age 11